So this is meant to provide a little context before embarking on my next literary venture! A confessional about all the bizarre things that happen to me while at work. Now, I work at a kiosk known as The Nutty Bavarian. Affectionately known as The Nutty B. It is a kiosk specializing in the sale of nuts. Specialty nuts. Very special nuts. It is a kiosk. I work in a mall. Insanity must then, by default ensue. Come with me on this magical adventure in irony, fashion and pecan madness.